February 2012
Watchfrenchtoastandpancakes:
figmentofmymemory:
tessaohhh:
kelsthericeball:
speedstergirl:
spains-a-total-uke:
le-check-it-cool:
hayley0614:
iamsherlockedfan:
gallifreyantimelady:
hellabri:
itscooljazzybelle:
thisloveisforlife:
….Lol whut…? What did I just watch?
ummmm holy shit
The.. the thing… with the.. I don’t ….. what.
errr what the hell did i just watch...
what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
white people: my great great grandmother was a Cherokee princess
white people: my great great grandmother was a susquehanna princess and now there's a tattoo on my foot.
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teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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